Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
It's very ofPutin.
but selling food and small household items is grocer.
I said, "That's just what happens when you become a dad... all of these paternal in stinks just start coming out!"
The person who runs a supermarket is grocer.
My dad: there's no need to insult my income like that.
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
They put me in room 144
But I told her that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer
I said It'Snot.
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I pissed myself laughing
In our defence, a person who sells vegetables is grocer.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
I'm calling it Chuckl E. Cheeses
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer
144 female sheep.
^^^^^^^^^144
Because it’s der Tee.
St.ew
Wife: My boobs hurt, I think I'm about to start my period.
Me: I'm sorry, that's shitty.
Wife: Not shitty, just bloody.
long sigh
My mom's been in the hospital having a difficult recovery from surgery, and she's spent the last few weeks attached to various contraptions to drain the wound site. Dad sent an update today: "Mom's been released. No wound vac, no drains of any kind. Just an island dressing. 😃"
"Yay", I said. "That's 999 islands less than most people get!"
My dad stuffed a tissue up his nostril and dug around for a second. He pulled it out, looked at it, and declared to me "I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."
Dad lets out a huge burp
Me: "Dad, gross."
Dad: "Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?"
Me: ...
Mom: "Oh gross! You better not put that on facebook"
Dad: "Of course he's not going to do that, its facebook, not throatbook".
Wife: Can you pass me a napkin?
Me: Sure, but I'll have to eat it first.
Groan.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But people who sell produce are grocer
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Dad: People who sell Fruits and Vegetables are Grocer
People who sell veg are grocer.
People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
He said it's not.
