Why did the porcine car thief lose his legs?

He took it to the wrong chop shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What if pigs could fly?

They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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