Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?

It has a lot of pan-creases.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnonauker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My diabetic son's insulin delivery kit just came in the mail

He's pumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/like_and_umm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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There was a train officer with an insulin pump handing out tickets at the speed of light.

He was a type 2 superconductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_cheggman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My doctor said my sugar is too high...

So I went home and put it in on a lower shelf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My doc said I shouldn't be making puns on diabetes its a serious disease..

I said I can't help it doc, its a pun-creatic disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IfuM52
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Perfect Dad timing

Wife and I go to lunch and a movie. She wants to sneak her soda in under her sweater hoping it looks like an insulin pump. I tell her it's more like a COLAstomy bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthUnkk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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L. Ron Hubbard’s illness:

he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krieger_Saan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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