Pig puns.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you get when you pick a pigβs nose?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Pigs
Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.
Me: Swine Flu...
(end up getting married to my bae...con)
Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
"Doctor, I've been feeling like a pig."
"How long have you feeling like that for?"
"OH!!!! About a weeeeeeek"
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you call a pig with a black belt?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do you get when you pick a pigβs nose?
Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I didnβt have money and my pig tattoo artist said I could just show him my boobs for the piece he did
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers.
They're building a Hamsterdam.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What do you call a band of pigs?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
If pigs could fly...
Would the price of bacon go up?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?
He had a rooting interest.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A pig without 3.14 is 9.8
So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G)
Hmm
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What if pigs could fly?
They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a pig's karate moves?
Pork chops. (Credit to my baby sister who just told me this.)
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︎ Sep 02 2020
If a pig loses it's voice...
Is it disgruntled?
I'll leave now...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A Totally Not Boaring Fact About Pigs
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?
Ooooh, my achinβ bacon!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Why do pigs make terrible teachers?
Because theyβre so boaring
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︎ Sep 06 2020
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do you call pig shampoo?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why did the pig marry the cow
Because they were udderly in love.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
What do you call two pigs mating?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines
His media name is Wurst Case Scenario
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you get when you pick a pigβs nose?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What Do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
It works better in speech...
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