Piggy Bank Puns

A list of puns related to "Piggy Bank"

My piggy bank is getting super old...

I may have to change it out.

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👤︎ u/poiuy03
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store...

I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store and they told me they didn't take any thing under a dollar...

A policy like that just makes no cents...

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👤︎ u/bbjames84
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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I counted my piggy bank today. Some would say $100 is a lot of money,

But it’s just change to me!

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👤︎ u/RastaTeddyBear
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I dared a guy to fill up his piggy bank with one penny every year for one hundred years.

He said he wouldn’t do it.

Cause it would take a cent-ury.

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👤︎ u/x3astu
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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What material is a piggy bank made from?

Porkelain

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👤︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I went to the bank teller and told him I wanted to change banks and open an account.

Man: No problem Sir. What’s the name of your previous bank?

Me: Piggy.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Don't judge me because I only have $4.

Judge me because I stole it from my daughter's piggy bank.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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