A list of puns related to "Banks"
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
It’s called Das Kapital One
An H-ice-t
I'm convinced it's a mix up from when I moved branches.
They say I have outstanding loans!
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
Because of the copper in the wires.
The call went out that a small medium was at large
She has A type
I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?
Its a poulterheist
... I’ve been playing too much phasmophobia
Because he has a battery charge
Apple juice
Started its own branch.
So I pushed her over.
The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
I kneaded the dough
So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
but I've slowly gained interest
I may have to change it out.
He needed more dough.
She said he was a real loaner.
They needed a new branch manager.
I lost Yuan
.. Checking his balance.
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
So I pushed her over.
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
so I pushed her over.
The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
So I pushed her over.
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
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A lady asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
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