What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ?
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
Graveyards have loads of security...
People are dying to get in!
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
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οΈ Nov 30 2020
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
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οΈ Nov 09 2020
What do you call security guards who guard Samsung stores.
Guardians of the Galaxies
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οΈ Sep 13 2020
A guy was stopped by security
Sir this is a private subdivision.
I'm just passing through.
What's that in the bag?
Oh, these are bonsia plants.
What's a bonsai plant?
They're small trees. See?
Sorry, I can't let you through.
Why?
NO TREES PASSING.
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
The Social Security Administration
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οΈ Oct 07 2020
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
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οΈ Aug 02 2020
Why did I apply to security
To take away my insecurities
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οΈ Sep 20 2020
Hey Kids, wanta hear a dadjoke about Social Security?
Ah, nevermind, you probably won't get it anyways?
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
What did the kindergarten teacher say to the kindergarten security guard?
You can watch the kids, but don't Overwatch them.
That's just creepy...
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οΈ Sep 13 2020
My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office.
I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
Whatβs a mummyβs favorite type of investment security?
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
Theyβve upgraded the security to hall monitors
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οΈ Nov 15 2019
Security professionals advise to never use βbeef stewβ as a password
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οΈ Feb 03 2020
What do you call a security guard for a trampoline?
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building. Security stops him and says,
There are no firearms allowed in this building.
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
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οΈ Feb 04 2020
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οΈ Nov 17 2019
I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies...
No one should ever have unprotected sects.
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οΈ May 07 2020
I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...
but I got fired because Iβm not really a PEEPHOLE person.
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οΈ Jan 13 2020
My neighbor sells home security systems, he's pretty good at it too.
If nobody's home, he just leaves a brochure on the kitchen table
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
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οΈ Mar 05 2020
I have two dogs, Security & Shin...
... theyβre my guard dogs π
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οΈ Feb 08 2020
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd
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οΈ Oct 17 2019
Increasing security
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οΈ Aug 02 2019
I met the worldβs greatest security guard the other day. When I asked him the secret, he said it was all in his name.
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
Okay so recently I sued a airport about luggage security
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οΈ Aug 26 2019
Did you hear about the Goth computer security specialist?
He was hackin' in a coffin.
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οΈ Dec 26 2019
I called my boss to tell her I couldnβt get the security system to arm as I locked up the office tonight
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οΈ Dec 13 2019
What do you call the security outside of a SAMSUNG store?
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
What do you call Security at Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
What do you call Samsungβs security team?
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οΈ Mar 23 2020
Do you know what they call the security guards at Samsung?
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οΈ Nov 15 2018
My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office
I'm on season 6 so far, but not sure what its got to do with security.
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οΈ Feb 18 2019
What do you call a security guard at a samsung store
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οΈ Jun 18 2019
What do you call the security at a Samsung factory.
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οΈ Oct 15 2019
What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?
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οΈ Dec 07 2019
What does Trump's security tell him when he is attacked?
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οΈ Apr 17 2019
What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?
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οΈ Sep 27 2019
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
>!Guardians of the Galaxy.!<
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οΈ Aug 07 2019
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