I dared a guy to fill up his piggy bank with one penny every year for one hundred years.

He said he wouldn’t do it.

Cause it would take a cent-ury.

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Football at the bank...

I was at the bank depositing something for my job and it came up short a penny. I started looking around on the ground for one and a very nice woman next to me gave me a quarter. After I gave it to the teller she found a single penny so when I gave her the original coin back I told her

"You should play Football, cause you got a quarter back!"

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