Why did the dime run for President?

Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Turning on a dime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!

He won by ten percent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?

Nickel-less Cage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TH0R5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...

It was in tenths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store...

I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store and they told me they didn't take any thing under a dollar...

A policy like that just makes no cents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbjames84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Just got a letter from March of Dimes.

Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on.

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AissaLaBanda16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I walked in on my dad washing his secret dime collection today.

He said that he was money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuguei
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn’t?

Dime had more cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jermz12345
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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What do you call a cage full of dimes, pennies, and quarters?

A nickle-less cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateNathans
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read

I’d say β€œWow that’s coincidental.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarelessTrout
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Did you hear about the man that held up the bank for all their dimes?

It was a tenth situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pulpbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why would you use dimes in a penny floor? That doesn't even make cents. imgur.com/whaR2cD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyosama66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Not to nickel and dime you...

But you owe me 15 cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashesremindme
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolayte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Whoever coined the term "dime" for a rating of 10 must like change
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xkilcreath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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My dad passed away 3 years ago, still whenever I see these signs I picture him saying "I don't see any quarters or dimes"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sencinitas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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Wife tells me "There's a dime on the floorboard over here."

"Yeah, it makes it easier to turn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baalroo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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Ever seen a quarter screw a dime?

http://i.imgur.com/EDlAj3a.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CB_the_cuttlefish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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I just got my very own forklift, and it didn't cost me a dime.

Between that and my son, I now have two free-loaders at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nykos86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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At a bar and dropped this dime.

So the bartender was stacking a few shot glasses and knocked one over and it broke. A shard landed on the arm of a guy sitting by me. We told him about it as she was was cleaning up so he wouldn't cut himself. The bartender asks "what have I done?". I quickly replied "you just sharded" (sharted). Groans and shots ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/internet_dipshit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on,

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Dime is money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llorgge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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