25 Hilarious Dime Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did the dime run for President?

Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.

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👤︎ u/callmefinny

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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Turning on a dime

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👤︎ u/cryptozeus

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!

He won by ten percent.

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👤︎ u/callmefinny

📅︎ Nov 04 2020

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What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?

Nickel-less Cage!

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👤︎ u/TH0R5

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

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👤︎ u/holymolybreath

📅︎ May 29 2020

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When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...

It was in tenths.

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👤︎ u/joeskies307

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store...

I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store and they told me they didn't take any thing under a dollar...

A policy like that just makes no cents...

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👤︎ u/bbjames84

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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Just got a letter from March of Dimes.

Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto

📅︎ Apr 09 2020

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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on.

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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👤︎ u/AissaLaBanda16

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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I walked in on my dad washing his secret dime collection today.

He said that he was money laundering.

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👤︎ u/fuguei

📅︎ Jun 24 2019

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn’t?

Dime had more cents

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👤︎ u/Jermz12345

📅︎ Jul 27 2018

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If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read

I’d say “Wow that’s coincidental.”

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👤︎ u/CarelessTrout

📅︎ Sep 24 2018

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Why would you use dimes in a penny floor? That doesn't even make cents. imgur.com/whaR2cD

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👤︎ u/Kyosama66

📅︎ Aug 15 2015

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Did you hear about the man that held up the bank for all their dimes?

It was a tenth situation.

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👤︎ u/pulpbear

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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Not to nickel and dime you...

But you owe me 15 cents.

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👤︎ u/Ashesremindme

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Whoever coined the term "dime" for a rating of 10 must like change

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👤︎ u/xkilcreath

📅︎ Sep 15 2017

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I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.

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👤︎ u/nolayte

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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My dad passed away 3 years ago, still whenever I see these signs I picture him saying "I don't see any quarters or dimes"

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👤︎ u/sencinitas

📅︎ Nov 13 2013

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Ever seen a quarter screw a dime?

http://i.imgur.com/EDlAj3a.jpg

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👤︎ u/CB_the_cuttlefish

📅︎ Jan 07 2015

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Wife tells me "There's a dime on the floorboard over here."

"Yeah, it makes it easier to turn."

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👤︎ u/baalroo

📅︎ Dec 18 2016

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I just got my very own forklift, and it didn't cost me a dime.

Between that and my son, I now have two free-loaders at home

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👤︎ u/Nykos86

📅︎ Sep 18 2013

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At a bar and dropped this dime.

So the bartender was stacking a few shot glasses and knocked one over and it broke. A shard landed on the arm of a guy sitting by me. We told him about it as she was was cleaning up so he wouldn't cut himself. The bartender asks "what have I done?". I quickly replied "you just sharded" (sharted). Groans and shots ensued.

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👤︎ u/internet_dipshit

📅︎ Aug 12 2014

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What do you call a cage full of dimes, pennies, and quarters?

A nickle-less cage

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👤︎ u/NateNathans

📅︎ Nov 19 2017

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Dime is money.

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👤︎ u/llorgge

📅︎ Oct 06 2015

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