Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!
What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?
There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...
I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store...
I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store and they told me they didn't take any thing under a dollar...
A policy like that just makes no cents...
Just got a letter from March of Dimes.
Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.
If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on.
I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
I walked in on my dad washing his secret dime collection today.
He said that he was money laundering.
Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn’t?
If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read
I’d say “Wow that’s coincidental.”
Why would you use dimes in a penny floor? That doesn't even make cents. imgur.com/whaR2cD
Did you hear about the man that held up the bank for all their dimes?
It was a tenth situation.
Not to nickel and dime you...
Whoever coined the term "dime" for a rating of 10 must like change
I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.
My dad passed away 3 years ago, still whenever I see these signs I picture him saying "I don't see any quarters or dimes"
Ever seen a quarter screw a dime?
Wife tells me "There's a dime on the floorboard over here."
"Yeah, it makes it easier to turn."
I just got my very own forklift, and it didn't cost me a dime.
Between that and my son, I now have two free-loaders at home
At a bar and dropped this dime.
So the bartender was stacking a few shot glasses and knocked one over and it broke. A shard landed on the arm of a guy sitting by me. We told him about it as she was was cleaning up so he wouldn't cut himself. The bartender asks "what have I done?". I quickly replied "you just sharded" (sharted). Groans and shots ensued.
What do you call a cage full of dimes, pennies, and quarters?