I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He said, "No the steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made

I'd have lots of doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slinkadynk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.

Step 1: get a hunting license.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaanold
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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One Shark bucks latte please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogzsquadarts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I just won a million bucks!

What am I gonna do with all these deer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?

"Shoryuken."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bricksnblasters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?

So you can bet your bottom dollar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tackdetsamma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut

I'd have a lot of doll hairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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When is five bucks a lot?

When you're a hunter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?

Oh, never mind... It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twiglet91
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.

It was a stag party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliciaTries
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?

Deer Abbey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devinmoneypenny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What can you buy for 20 bucks?

20 Does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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How do you make a million bucks?

With a whole lot of doe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whywee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cas_chaoticstar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Weir-Buck

GF: "You're such a weirdo!" Me: "I'm a Weir-Buck, you're the weir-doe, dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobaker1313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the β€œbrilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.

To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.

On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.

β€œDaaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.

Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said β€œWell, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkHonnor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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$10 or is it 5 bucks? imgur.com/E8jkqN3
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.

Damn inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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One buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeledoJames
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call someone who hops on a buck and rides away on it?

Deerly departed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bearrunner44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Wanna hear a joke worth a thousand bucks !!?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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When I first started driving, you could fill your tires for free. Nowadays every machine costs at least a buck...

Damn inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Would you believe this shirt only costed me a buck?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawnchairfandom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.

I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewWhirledOrder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Went hunting for the first time recently and shot my first buck.

Poor guy was holding on for deer life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosedj1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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How do you make a million bucks in the airline industry?

You start with a billion.

Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Me: If you take the 407 toll road it'll cost you to thirty bucks. Grandma: thirty bucks?! That's highway robbery!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paddlescab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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What is Buck short for?

Because he’s got little legs~

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kayden_Pauser
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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What do bucks and women have in common?

Nice racks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What did the house say to the buck?

Hello deer! I'm home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatunicorn11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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TV for just a buck!

60" TV for sale - only $1! Why so cheap, you may ask? Well the volume is stuck at max, but that's a very minor inconvenience for an otherwise perfectly beautiful television. Jump on this deal quick! You can't turn it down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xechorizo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xenonpulse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2014
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