I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
One Shark bucks latte please
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
I just won a million bucks!
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?
So you can bet your bottom dollar
For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
When is five bucks a lot?
Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
What can you buy for 20 bucks?
How do you make a million bucks?
Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
Weir-Buck
GF: "You're such a weirdo!"
Me: "I'm a Weir-Buck, you're the weir-doe, dear"
When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the “brilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.
To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.
On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.
“Daaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.
Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said “Well, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”
I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.
Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
What do you call someone who hops on a buck and rides away on it?
Wanna hear a joke worth a thousand bucks !!?
When I first started driving, you could fill your tires for free. Nowadays every machine costs at least a buck...
Would you believe this shirt only costed me a buck?
Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.
I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.
Went hunting for the first time recently and shot my first buck.
Poor guy was holding on for deer life.
How do you make a million bucks in the airline industry?
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
Me: If you take the 407 toll road it'll cost you to thirty bucks. Grandma: thirty bucks?! That's highway robbery!
What is Buck short for?
Because he’s got little legs~
What do bucks and women have in common?
What did the house say to the buck?
TV for just a buck!
60" TV for sale - only $1! Why so cheap, you may ask? Well the volume is stuck at max, but that's a very minor inconvenience for an otherwise perfectly beautiful television. Jump on this deal quick! You can't turn it down!
Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
