Did you hear about the stag who found out she was actually a doe?
She was transgendeer.
What do you call a blind stag?
No idea.
What do you call a blind stag with no legs?
Still no idea.
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
It was a stag party
Girlfriend got me good while entering the elevator.
The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!
It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.
Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.
What do you call a deer standing in the woods?
STAG-nant.
