I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Einetio
šŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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If I had a Nickle For every Time I was Clueless, Iā€™d be Like

How the f*** did I get all these nickles?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Diamond_Gemzboy
šŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kickypie
šŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Pupper-nickle sandwich
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šŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Speaking of Nickle Hydroxide

Nioh 2 got confirmed

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/K_End
šŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Nickled it over
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BrownMuffinTop
šŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My name is Nicholas,

But I'm unemployed, so you can call me nickle-less

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/xtilexx
šŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...

I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jolly2284
šŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BpRue
šŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Worth it šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Lord_Blathoxi
šŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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What do you call a cage full of dimes, pennies, and quarters?

A nickle-less cage

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/NateNathans
šŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Little mary jane was walking down the street with her mother. Her mother saw a quarter in the road and went out to pick it up and got hit by a bus.

Little mary jane just LAUGHED and LAUGHED.... she knew it was only a nickle.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/questionall101
šŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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My buddy dropped this great line after I told him about the "Canada In Our Pockets" song.

Me: "You know what bothers me? We (Canadians) can't sing the "Canada In Our Pockets" song anymore because we can't say the lines "-A penny and a nickle and a quarter and a dime." We don't have pennies anymore :(

Him: Hmm, I guess your right. That just doesn't make any cents.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Ninjanukk
šŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I wouldn't be me anymore.

Just dad joked my gf hard.

Gf: Do you have five cents?

Aspiring dad: No. I'm Nickle-less.

PS: My name is Nicholas

The poor girl lost her lungs and eyes in the subsequent sigh and eye roll.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/wizenedwallaby
šŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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What is the name of the jail that broke actors are taken to?

The nickle-less cage.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thegodawfultruth
šŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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So, it's 3am, I'm at Denny's...

The bill comes, and after a night of heavy drinking all anybody has left is loose change.

We (about 6 people) split up the bill and count our change onto the table.

Waitress comes by, sees that were settling the bill, and she says, "do you guys need any change?"

Without missing a beat my bearded husky inebriated friend returns, "yes, dimes and nickles will suffice"

The waitress was not amused.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/5eight13
šŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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