Now I have a nickleless cage...
How the f*** did I get all these nickles?
Bill front
Nioh 2 got confirmed
But I'm unemployed, so you can call me nickle-less
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
A nickle-less cage
Little mary jane just LAUGHED and LAUGHED.... she knew it was only a nickle.
Me: "You know what bothers me? We (Canadians) can't sing the "Canada In Our Pockets" song anymore because we can't say the lines "-A penny and a nickle and a quarter and a dime." We don't have pennies anymore :(
Him: Hmm, I guess your right. That just doesn't make any cents.
Just dad joked my gf hard.
Gf: Do you have five cents?
Aspiring dad: No. I'm Nickle-less.
PS: My name is Nicholas
The poor girl lost her lungs and eyes in the subsequent sigh and eye roll.
The nickle-less cage.
The bill comes, and after a night of heavy drinking all anybody has left is loose change.
We (about 6 people) split up the bill and count our change onto the table.
Waitress comes by, sees that were settling the bill, and she says, "do you guys need any change?"
Without missing a beat my bearded husky inebriated friend returns, "yes, dimes and nickles will suffice"
The waitress was not amused.
