[REQUEST] Safety based team names

I'm looking for a team name that is based on a safety pun or play on words. Currently I have Safety Pins, Dukes of Hazard and Risky Business. This is for a workplace event so it also has to be civil.

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REQUEST : Need help with a punny (sorry) construction site related safety slogan

I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tehas19
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers

Buoys will be buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PityUpvote
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety

Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamisNeat69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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If it's safety dance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Got fired as an electrician over safety concerns

But I think their fears were ungrounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I have a great safety tip for Halloween this year

Wear a mask!!!

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I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...

After that I didnt have a leg to stand on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Proper Pun Safety Saves Lives imgur.com/tsOhTbp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtrainacomin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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When it comes to safety,

Face masks go hand in hand with gloves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Have you heard about the new pissing pandemic and its safety procedures ?

If not, well then I guess urine danger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...

Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why did the safety manager insist that a big pile of LSD be removed immediately from the factory floor?

He felt it was a real tripping hazard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Safety ratings

I work security at a large lab. We have a safety rating of green/yellow/red that we need to ask incoming workers. This occurred today when my co-worker greeted an incoming employee.

Co-worker: β€œHello. What kind of work are you doing today? Green, yellow, or red work?”

Employee: β€œI’m just going to my office to water my plants.”

Me: β€œThat’s definitely green work.”

Co-worker: β€œDid you have to?”

Me: β€œSorry. That joke was low hanging fruit.”

Co-worker: β€œReally?”

Me: β€œGuess I’m stacking them up like cord wood today.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/II_Confused
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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The rock band of fire safety
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Hold on to safety but...
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The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.

It’s their fall meeting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/segfaulting_again
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Egg yolk tries to scramble back to safety v.redd.it/i0z1tcciw3k21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadow-_-king
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand...

...stop, drop and roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.

I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmamountain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?

Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Fire safety PSA from r/hmmm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bittlegeuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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My friend hires Stormtroopers for driving safety lessons.

He claims that they haven't hit anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My friend asked me if I thought every household should have a gun for safety..

I couldn't give an answer right away bc it was a loaded question

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How do you address regal safety equipment?

Your Royal Harness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Trapeze artists who plan to remove their safety net...

have intense intents in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bentup85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Important safety warning!

An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.

However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the king's palace at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.

However, the king's loyal soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.

The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkBrokeMyPots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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I was trying to fix a safety switch myself but couldn't find the right part

It was an off-er I couldn't re-fuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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They say safety starts with an β€œs”

But it really starts with u.

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My son brought me a permission slip to join the safety committee at school.

I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sric2838
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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The back-up camera in my car always shows the message, "Check your surroundings for Safety".

I always check, but haven't seen safety yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcusB4588
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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I guess there have been safety concerns regarding NASCAR's track designs; specifically with the turns. In an attempt to address them, the courses were reversed.

They're all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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My job is to put dents into new cars to test their safety features.

Needless to say, the job is very depressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Industrial
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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In his previous career as a tightrope walker, Frankie Avalon learned to be very safety conscious.

He never worked without a net.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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Get my prego wife every night with this gem when when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest

'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things while you're out there.... especially car headlights!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidfire_puns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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Dad's care about safety! Don't drive on your cell phone

It will break

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tavroHoB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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Setting up a Car-Wash Station at Work when I noticed a major safety hazard...

"We need to move our bucket display, they're way too close to the ground. Someone might kick the bucket!"

My manager walked away, but I'm sure he understood my concerns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinnamonico
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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Dads on egg safety

Me: Dad how long do you think boiled eggs stay good for?

Dad: Until they become deviled

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I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was β€˜in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

β€˜Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheebsbrown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in case there was an explosion.

β€œReally large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.

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