I'm looking for a team name that is based on a safety pun or play on words. Currently I have Safety Pins, Dukes of Hazard and Risky Business. This is for a workplace event so it also has to be civil.
I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
Buoys will be buoys.
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
But I think their fears were ungrounded
Wear a mask!!!
After that I didnt have a leg to stand on
Face masks go hand in hand with gloves.
If not, well then I guess urine danger.
Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer...
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
I work security at a large lab. We have a safety rating of green/yellow/red that we need to ask incoming workers. This occurred today when my co-worker greeted an incoming employee.
Co-worker: “Hello. What kind of work are you doing today? Green, yellow, or red work?”
Employee: “I’m just going to my office to water my plants.”
Me: “That’s definitely green work.”
Co-worker: “Did you have to?”
Me: “Sorry. That joke was low hanging fruit.”
Co-worker: “Really?”
Me: “Guess I’m stacking them up like cord wood today.”
It’s their fall meeting.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
...stop, drop and roll
Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.
He claims that they haven't hit anything.
I couldn't give an answer right away bc it was a loaded question
Your Royal Harness.
have intense intents in tents.
An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.
However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the king's palace at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.
However, the king's loyal soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.
The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
It was an off-er I couldn't re-fuse.
I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.
They're all right now.
I always check, but haven't seen safety yet.
Needless to say, the job is very depressing.
He never worked without a net.
'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things while you're out there.... especially car headlights!'
It will break
"We need to move our bucket display, they're way too close to the ground. Someone might kick the bucket!"
My manager walked away, but I'm sure he understood my concerns.
Me: Dad how long do you think boiled eggs stay good for?
Dad: Until they become deviled
“Really large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
