A list of puns related to "Condom"
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
I said “nah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”
One is a Goodyear. The other is a very good year
... don't kid yourself.
You could catch Sythilis
To be sure, to be sure.
That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.
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And all I can think is, “God please let it be panda”.
My kid's dad says, "Oh, so that's how you keep from coming here."
Actual, horribly painful dad joke.
Filthy slots.
He has never heard of it.
Otherwise you might catch hearing aids.
A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies.
"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
Wife: Would you please call our children by their name?
Stop calling your kids that.
I said it's just genocide in a nutshell
He said, “Anyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.”
“Ribbit.”
Ribbit
You can still be shot by her husband.
Practice safe sets
All the slides were just photos of him.
He went.
Someone whos discombobulatex
A Rubber Band
Dad: To avoid such questions!
Me: Usually to avoid answering such questions.
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like these.”
Well there are 365 in a good year.
One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
“Usually to avoid answering questions like these.”
Rib it.
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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