A list of puns related to "Condom"
A rubber ducky
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
I said, βUsually to avoid answering questions like this one.β
Decided to call it Lay Techs.
I said βnah, Iβll just turn the lights off.β
... don't kid yourself.
One is a Goodyear. The other is a very good year
Dad
You could catch Sythilis
PPE for the peepee....
And all I can think is, βGod please let it be pandaβ.
To be sure, to be sure.
That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.
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Ribb-ed
My kid's dad says, "Oh, so that's how you keep from coming here."
Actual, horribly painful dad joke.
A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "two For Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replies.
"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
Filthy slots.
He has never heard of it.
Stop calling your kids that.
Wife: Would you please call our children by their name?
Otherwise you might catch hearing aids.
He said, βAnyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.β
I said it's just genocide in a nutshell
Ribbit
βRibbit.β
All the slides were just photos of him.
Someone whos discombobulatex
You can still be shot by her husband.
He went.
Practice safe sets
Dad: To avoid such questions!
I said, βUsually to avoid answering questions like these.β
Me: Usually to avoid answering such questions.
Well there are 365 in a good year.
One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
βUsually to avoid answering questions like these.β
Rib it.
Oneβs a Goodyear. The otherβs a great year.
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