I got a new job monitoring someone’s twitter and Instagram messages
I think they are monitoring the supply room at work
Monitoring other subs for Puns
Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather.
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So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
Shopping for a Baby monitor
My wife is so unreasonable. First she told me to get a baby monitor
Then she told me she doesn’t want lizards in the house. Make up your mind!
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
I hate watching YouTube on my old monitor. It's all laggy and slow, it just...
What does your monitor tell you when you punch it for losing a game?
I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...
Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.
They’ve upgraded the security to hall monitors
someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,
Give some love to monitor lizards plz
I thought I would be happy with one new monitor
Apple releases a $1,000 monitor stand
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
A thousand dollars for a new Apple monitor holder?
Now that's grandstanding.
Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?
Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
I use the notches on my belt to monitor how much weight I'm losing
I want to buy Apple's new monitor but I only have $4,000...
You can’t kill your computer monitor
...you can only hertz It.
Have you heard about the man who was outraged by the price of Apple's new monitor?
He bought one, but he still can't stand it.
We need to monitor Apple more closely.
Finally fixed my computer monitor
Guess you could call it a screen resolution.
Tried to make a software that monitors how much one uses their bed...
What did the clueless tech support guy say when I told him my monitor isn't working anymore
Let's see how displays out
Duel Monitors (X-post /r/pcmasterrace)
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
A computer will always win in bowling
I don't know anyone else that can do 60 frames per second
I punched my monitor and it broke.
I used to sell computer parts,
but then I lost my drive.
Walked into the office only to see my printer flying around my monitor.
x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
I'm not permitted to open the side panel of my PC.
Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
I'm not sure if this will go orwell with you guys, but...
Hall monitors...
The other day, my 2 year old son and I went to visit my dad at his new job as a college teacher. As he was giving us a tour, we stopped by the office of the computer science professor to chat. My son saw some computer monitors on the floor in his office and asked "what's that?" To which the computer professor, who is a grandpa himself, replied "those are monitors. Maybe I should set them outside my door, then they'd be HALL monitors!" We three dad's got a good chuckle out of that. My toddler, not so much.
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