I got a new job monitoring someone’s twitter and Instagram messages
I think they are monitoring the supply room at work
Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather.
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So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
Shopping for a Baby monitor
My monitor is on it's last legs
My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
My wife is so unreasonable. First she told me to get a baby monitor
Then she told me she doesn’t want lizards in the house. Make up your mind!
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
They’ve upgraded the security to hall monitors
someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,
I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...
Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.
Give some love to monitor lizards plz
I changed the computer background to a lizard.
Apple releases a $1,000 monitor stand
I thought I would be happy with one new monitor
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
At my school, there's a large lizard that wanders the halls all day.
A thousand dollars for a new Apple monitor holder?
Now that's grandstanding.
I want to buy Apple's new monitor but I only have $4,000...
I use the notches on my belt to monitor how much weight I'm losing
You can’t kill your computer monitor
...you can only hertz It.
Have you heard about the man who was outraged by the price of Apple's new monitor?
He bought one, but he still can't stand it.
We need to monitor Apple more closely.
Tried to make a software that monitors how much one uses their bed...
Finally fixed my computer monitor
Guess you could call it a screen resolution.
Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?
Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
What did the clueless tech support guy say when I told him my monitor isn't working anymore
Let's see how displays out
Duel Monitors (X-post /r/pcmasterrace)
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
I punched my monitor and it broke.
x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
Walked into the office only to see my printer flying around my monitor.
A computer will always win in bowling
I don't know anyone else that can do 60 frames per second
I used to sell computer parts,
but then I lost my drive.
I'm not permitted to open the side panel of my PC.
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