After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
Pest control companies...
Do they all have a lice-nse?
I can control the element. The element of....
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
I got myself a universal remote control
And man, it changes everything.
My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...
... but it's worth a shot!
Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!”
I can't find the control for my TV.
It must be in a remote location.
What do you call strict quality control of threads?
I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
The puns at this Chinese place are out of control
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
I tried out some riot control equipment today...
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
(unless there's a touchpad)
How did China get the virus under control?
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
Did you hear about the new topical birth control medicine?
They’re calling it Sonblock.
I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."
And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over."
I wonder how many times before they airlock me.
Birth control should be the actual name used for delivery
Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..
They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"
It's being marketed as Son-block.
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
What is the creamiest control?
Control+V. Because it's a paste!
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...
No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.
I herd it with my own ears.
Everything is under control bois
I meant to just give my keyboard a quick dusting... And then I lost control.
Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:
Only you can stamp out domestic violets.
I feel like I have no control over my body
Don't worry the situation is under control
If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?
I can't find the control for my TV.
It must be in a remote location.
The first time I bought a universal remote control...
...I thought to myself "This changes everything."
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"
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