I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry
After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company
every tube so far has been in mint condition
My remote control batteries died today.
So I gave them away, free of charge.
Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,
I'll make sure to control my anger next time
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
Why are oysters the best at crowd control?
'cause they always be screamin' : "ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY CLAM DOWN !!!"
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
I can control the element. The element of....
Pest control companies...
Do they all have a lice-nse?
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
I can't find the control for my TV.
It must be in a remote location.
I got myself a universal remote control
And man, it changes everything.
My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...
... but it's worth a shot!
Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!”
What do you call strict quality control of threads?
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
The puns at this Chinese place are out of control
Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
(unless there's a touchpad)
I tried out some riot control equipment today...
How did China get the virus under control?
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."
And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over."
I wonder how many times before they airlock me.
Birth control should be the actual name used for delivery
Did you hear about the new topical birth control medicine?
They’re calling it Sonblock.
"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"
It's being marketed as Son-block.
Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...
No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
Everything is under control bois
I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.
I herd it with my own ears.
I can't find the control for my TV.
It must be in a remote location.
The first time I bought a universal remote control...
...I thought to myself "This changes everything."
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"
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