A list of puns related to "Insure"
I'm no longer covered.
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They're now covered and smothered.
You think you're covered, but, you're not.
When I fled the scene of the accident.
They’re technically Elf employed
And through it all, he offered me protection...
So I decided to go with the Flo.
They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
Guess it was Progressive.
Road Dent Insurance .
...is like pulling teeth.
Dark Knight Returns
Her condition is stable.
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
They said I have a pre existing condition.
I had to go with the Flo.
And on his calendars he mails to his clients he put. “[His Name], your agent for life”
Fully cobrahensive. 🐍
It's Flo Rida
Because he already had... anti-accidents.
Dad: what’d they say? Me: they’ll pay me for the tow Dad: why do they want your big toe?
Pretty much the first dad joke I've ever seen that requires a video punchline.
Originally posted to /r/IdiotsInCars/ by /u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
I told him he really should look into it.
They stole the sticker and left the car.
So I think I’ll get a quote.
But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I couldn't.
Would I have to foot the bill?
so I have no fault insurance.
The company said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
And through it all, he offered me protection!
They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”
I wouldn't be covered.