I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
Doctor told me my insurance doesn't cover Viagra, but he can prescribe me the generic.....
What do hospital gowns and insurance have in common?
You think you're covered, but, you're not.
My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.
They're now covered and smothered.
What do medical insurance companies call an elective procedure?
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
When I fled the scene of the accident.
Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
They’re technically Elf employed
What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?
Everyone in my peer group was using State Farm for insurance...
So I decided to go with the Flo.
I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.
They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
What kind of insurance do candles companies get?
I saw an insurance commercial with a gay couple in it.
Guess it was Progressive.
What kind of car insurance does a rat have?
Elon Musk’s car insurance must be astronomical!
Getting good dental insurance...
...is like pulling teeth.
What do you call Batman insurance policies?
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
New glasses are $144 after insurance.
I guess I have a bad driving record because only 1 insurance company would take me as a customer.
I had to go with the Flo.
My dad sells life insurance
And on his calendars he mails to his clients he put. “[His Name], your agent for life”
What is the best car insurance a snake can get?
What kind of insurance does an i.t. guy have to sign up for?
Did you hear that lady in the Progressive Insurance ads has been dating a rapper?
Why did the orange refuse to get car insurance?
Because he already had... anti-accidents.
Me: that was the insurance company
Dad: what’d they say?
Me: they’ll pay me for the tow
Dad: why do they want your big toe?
I was sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams last night.
And through it all, he offered me protection!
My nephew told me that he's never had vision insurance.
I told him he really should look into it.
On an article about a woman who sawed her hand off to claim insurance
Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.
They stole the sticker and left the car.
I have to write a paper about insurance, and I need to use in-text citations.
So I think I’ll get a quote.
If I got an ingrown toenail but my insurance didn't cover it...
Would I have to foot the bill?
My local farmer's insurance had this outside their window.
I phone up the insurance company about my Delorean and they wanted £2,000.
It’s ridiculous I only want to drive it from time to time.
A fishing boat recently capsized when the fish on one side of the net all swam down. Insurance refused to pay out.
They argued it was an act of cod.
What would Fleetwood Mac get insurance for?
I asked my wife if we should get pet insurance this year
She asked: What does that in tail?
What insurance covers sex changes???
I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.
The company said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping
I tried to get some storm insurance for my campsite, but I was denied.
They said that if my tents get blown away, I won’t be covered.
I tried to buy some tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tents get blown away, you won’t be covered.”
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