Health Insurance Puns

A list of puns related to "Health Insurance"

Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?

They’re technically Elf employed

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👤︎ u/GrymmTravel
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?

Medi-SCARE!

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👤︎ u/SideEyeandSigh
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.

In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.

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👤︎ u/MookieV
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.

They said I have a pre existing condition.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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A girl on Tinder told me she wanted to be friends with benefits.

But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I couldn't.

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👤︎ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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If you're a doctor who doesn't follow privacy laws...

...does that make you a HIPAAcrite?

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ May 31 2018
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Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...

to fulfill my fantasy...

that we have health insurance.

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👤︎ u/keep_calm_wack_on
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Recent phone call with my dad

Me: Dad, hey, what's up?

Dad: Health insurance premiums.

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👤︎ u/Bossfan1990
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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