Junk Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Junk Food"

What are junk foods political beliefs?

Preservative

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👤︎ u/portriprov
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.

Now he is just Mu.

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👤︎ u/Mighty__Tor
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Edible condoms are literally junk food
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👤︎ u/tschatz1010
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Someone fell into the junk food section of the grocery store.

The rest of the day they walked around with a chip on thier shoulder.

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👤︎ u/3Dbabble
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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I have only two new years resolutions this year. One: get back to the weight I was before the accident.

Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'

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👤︎ u/Ben716
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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You need to stop talking to me about vegetables.

I just don’t carrot all.

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👤︎ u/Yurpy_Snog
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do raccoons eat?

Junk food.

(credit - my daughter)

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👤︎ u/EyelandIsland
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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I'm immune now

After two months of lockdown, inactivity and junk food, I have developed an antibody myself.

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👤︎ u/jcarr277
📅︎ May 15 2020
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