My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan
It's like I never knew herbivore.
If two vegans get in a fight...
... is it still considered a beef?
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
You know why Vegans can't hate people?
Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
What do Vegans do when nobody watches them
My Vegan girlfriend left me over the meal I cooked last night.
What can I say? M'steaks were made.
I regret going vegan
It was a big missed steak
What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?
I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak
I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.
I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
Vegans and Vegetarians can not have gender reveal parties
Because you must first veal before you can reveal.
And yes, I just said this to my wife. She can't wait until our kids are teenagers and I can tell these jokes in front of their friends.
I have been told by my vegan friend, that I should grow my food and not hunt it...
Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
My wife asked me “can vegans have dogs?”
What kind of self defence do vegans use?
What do you call a vegan coffee?
My wife wants to go vegan
I feel like my marriage is at steak
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
A vegan sees a leather sofa
Why do vegans only use Zoom?
Because they hate Google Meet.
My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...
I called it being Vagitarian.
What do you call a vegan dog?
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
What do vegan zombies eat?
At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?
What do you call starving vegans?
Why don't vegans have sex?
Beating meat is animal cruelty.
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?
If two vegans get into an argument
Is it still considered beef?
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
If two vegans get into a fight...
...is it still considered a beef?
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.
I have never had a beef with one.
Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?
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