Animal Testing Puns

A list of puns related to "Animal Testing"

I think animal testing is a terrible idea...

They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VERBERD
šŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Normally Iā€™m opposed to animal testing... v.redd.it/kqihq4er7oh31
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kinkshamefetishist
šŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/JoeFas
šŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Petco has a new Covid vaccine for animals & humans. In tests, some people have reported excessive hair growth on their hands. I'm going to get it anyway...

but it does give me paws.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OK_Compooper
šŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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My brother took a test to see his animal spirit...

He couldn't bear the results

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bro-mine
šŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Animal Organs

> Me: Dad, could you please test me on Animal Organs for my biology exam? > >Dad: Sure. Do you play play them standing up, or sitting down?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Cygw1n
šŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea...

...they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
šŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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