How do you clone a plant?
The mad scientist awoke, thrilled to see his clone right next to him.
He was beside himself with excitement.
How would you describe a clone of someone named Nathaniel?
They’re an alter-Nate version!
My wife was hurrying me along and asking when things were going to be done so I asked her if she was my clone from Moscow. She looked confused and said "No, why?"
I said "Because you're Russian me."
What’s a clones favorite letter?
When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...
he bought a doe it yourself kit.
My evil clone is trying to attack me.
But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.
Leia: “Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...”
Dad: “Was her father a turkey?”
I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.
The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I’d been hoisted by my own Picard.
What do you call someone who clones trains?
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
What type of rights should clones have?
Me: "I'm going to clone myself"
Dad: "that would be just like you".
If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,
you've got another Thing coming.
If I can’t clone myself
I’ll have to copy someone else
I really loved my Aunt Endre, so I decided to clone her.
That way I would have double Aunt Endres.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
"He's the most foul mouthed person to ever live!" screamed the scientist who cloned himself and later tried to throw the clone off the roof.
He was arrested for attempting to make an obscene clone fall.
My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...
Did you hear about the guy who met his clone?
He was so shocked, he was beside himself.
What do you call a clone of yourself?
What do trailer parks and Mexican clones have in common?
They are both manufactured, homes.
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
I had a terrible nightmare in which I was forced to eat my own clone.
After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!
After making out with my clone, I kept talking about how in my day, we didn't have sex until marriage.
There I go dating myself again.
What fluid do you clone a Pokemon in?
What do you call 150 clones of Ellen Page.
I finally figure out who the black Stormtrooper is a clone of!
Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.
they say he was hoist by his own Picard...
What do you call a world full of clones of yourself?
Did you hear about the clone that met his donor?
I bet he was really beside himself.
When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ..
he bought a doe it yourself kit.
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