My wife was hurrying me along and asking when things were going to be done so I asked her if she was my clone from Moscow. She looked confused and said "No, why?"

I said "Because you're Russian me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MA121Alpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What’s a clones favorite letter?

W

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonFormula27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My evil clone is trying to attack me.

But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Leia: β€œYears ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...”

Dad: β€œWas her father a turkey?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call someone who clones trains?

A genetic engineer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I’d been hoisted by my own Picard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigger3370
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.

I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What type of rights should clones have?

Copyright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_13710
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Me: "I'm going to clone myself"

Dad: "that would be just like you".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctikavanian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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If you think Marvel is planning to clone Benjamin J. Grimm,

you've got another Thing coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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If I can’t clone myself

I’ll have to copy someone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrissyboy_0161
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Clones are people two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardboardshrimp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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"He's the most foul mouthed person to ever live!" screamed the scientist who cloned himself and later tried to throw the clone off the roof.

He was arrested for attempting to make an obscene clone fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...

He said β€œHere, it’s faux you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolphinflavored
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I really loved my Aunt Endre, so I decided to clone her.

That way I would have double Aunt Endres.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...

Ewe do ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youtuatoot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who met his clone?

He was so shocked, he was beside himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call a clone of yourself?

A β€œW”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hidinghiddengone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do trailer parks and Mexican clones have in common?

They are both manufactured, homes.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?

He was beside himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-pod-bay-doors
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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After making out with my clone, I kept talking about how in my day, we didn't have sex until marriage.

There I go dating myself again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emperorchaz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I had a terrible nightmare in which I was forced to eat my own clone.

I almost shat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What fluid do you clone a Pokemon in?

A mewtonian fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!

I'm beside myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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In the future, you find a clone of yourself.

W.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RektSkrubs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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What do you call 150 clones of Ellen Page.

Ellen Book.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I finally figure out who the black Stormtrooper is a clone of!

Django Fett

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkiMaskLoveStory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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What do you call a world full of clones of yourself?

A youtopia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nate72
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Did you hear about the clone that met his donor?

I bet he was really beside himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BucklingSwashes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ..

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Clones are people two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisRuptive1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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