Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
Why did the cyborg have to rest after his long road trip?
Because he had a hard drive
Why are cyborg gynecologist sexist?
Because they treat women-like objects.
My son told me he wanted to become a cyborg today.
So I told him: "But son, it'll cost an arm and a leg!"
Billy Ray Cyborg, Domo Arigato Mr Roboto...
In the near future we will have cyborgs but they won't have bottoms.
They'll have robutts
Cyborg and Iron man teamed up to defeat Thanos
Later they became good alloys
My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...
Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"
Kids: "Yeah"
Me: "Well that's pretty handy."
Kids: *groan*
This steam-powered cyborg keeps bragging about how advanced he is.
I think he's just full of hot air.
What do you call a cyborg priest?
SAINT-tient!!!
Having a talk to my friend about cyborgs when this gem dropped.
My Friend - "Are cyborgs smart enough for deceit?" Me - "They are programmed for it. They know how to sit in deceit"
I felt my dad smile down from heaven for that one :)
C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations
After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:
What does General Grievous use for that cough of his?
Robot-tussin
