46 Hilarious Robot Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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👤︎ u/user7618

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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How do you know a robot is ready for sex?

Its floppy disk becomes a hard drive.

(Credit to a comment u/drerar made)

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👤︎ u/chappo_

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...

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👤︎ u/nostyleguide

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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Where do all the geeky robots like to hang out?

Decepti Con

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👤︎ u/LicencetoKrill

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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These two robots rock

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👤︎ u/MetropolisCourier

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?

He nuts and bolts!

Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.

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👤︎ u/RedRocketMan_Y

📅︎ May 14 2020

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How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

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👤︎ u/Herbixx

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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👤︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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Why do robots like pancakes?

Because they are batter-y.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots

I wanna crush 40 robots.

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👤︎ u/Milesprowerismyson

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Why couldn’t the robot get away?

Because he got CAPTCHA’d.

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👤︎ u/Jason0509

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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How do you program genderless robots?

with nonbinary code

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👤︎ u/bluejaywhey

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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What do you call a Turkish robot?

An Auto Man

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👤︎ u/xX_MLG_Ling_Ling_Xx

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?

Press the paws button.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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How do you know when you’re in love with a robot?

You feel a little spark.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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A man walks up to a crazy robot and says

"You're nuts!" and bolts.

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👤︎ u/TheMoonIsLonely

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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A dad brought back lie detector robot..

Dad: son if you lie the robot slaps you.

Son: ok

Dad: did you drink at the party?

Son : no dad i...

Robot slaps son on the face

Dad: did you do drugs?

Son: no i swear..

Robot slaps son on the face

Dad: sigh , why did you turn out like this? Back in the days all i did was studying and...

Robot slaps dad on the face

Mom: haha like father like son

Robot slaps mom on the face

Edit: sorry this is daddies i can go

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👤︎ u/Ninokuni13

📅︎ Aug 14 2020

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Why didn't the robot have any brothers?

Because it only had trans-sisters.

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👤︎ u/picatso

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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What would you call someone who programs female robots ?

Cod-her

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👤︎ u/stent_kush

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?

To get rebooted

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👤︎ u/ThunderLion99

📅︎ Jun 16 2020

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I’m starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute.

He’s a pro-to-type.

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👤︎ u/UnchartedQuasar

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it

I need to find a pug socket

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👤︎ u/suoupdupepoopscoop

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.

He said, "AI?"

I said, "Yes, you."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Why did the robot go on a murderous rampage?

He was made from 100% American copper.

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👤︎ u/greywind721

📅︎ Jun 30 2020

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A man buys a lie detector robot

That slaps people who lie, and be decides to try it out on his son during dinner.

“Where were you during school hours?” He asks.

“At school!” His son replies.

The robot slaps the boy.

“Ok I was at my friends house....” His son says.

“What were you doing there?

“Reading comics!”

The robot slaps the son again.

“Ok ok!! We were watching an erotic movie...”

“What?? I didn’t even know erotic movies existed when I was your age!” The dad exclaims.

The robot quickly slaps him.

His wife laughs and says, “Wow, he really IS your son-“

The robot slaps the wife.

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👤︎ u/bot_10

📅︎ Oct 27 2019

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I invented a surgical robot

So far it only operates on batteries..

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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There is a robot creating art by copying things fråm star wars. Art o' dito

from*

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👤︎ u/jige1337

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...

The nervous system

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...

robots in da skies.

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👤︎ u/jaylock77

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

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👤︎ u/Ife2105

📅︎ May 02 2020

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My position at work was eliminated and is now being done by a robot.

I guess you could say that I’m jobsolete.

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👤︎ u/alx924

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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I’ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed too 🤦🏻

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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If a Norwegian robot scans a bird,

It Scandinavian

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👤︎ u/alliswellinnz

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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How do you beat a robot in a fist fight

Socket in the jaw

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Jan 12 2020

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They once made a maths robot with numerical dyslexia

It didn't add up

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👤︎ u/Treesmkknees69

📅︎ Jan 11 2020

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Robot of Thanksgiving yet to come

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👤︎ u/BobGrob

📅︎ Nov 29 2019

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What do you call an angsty teenage robot?

A sigh borg.

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👤︎ u/Vahn1982

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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Why did the engineer create a robot fish?

He wanted more e-fish in sea

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👤︎ u/gecko_echo

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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My friend is a robot hunter

He loves to captcha them

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👤︎ u/Fakipo2

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?

For a pilgrimage to Mecha.

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👤︎ u/Himnusz

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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quick robot chicken scene youtube.com/watch?v=Ywnhl…

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👤︎ u/KiwiDishie

📅︎ Aug 27 2019

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How do robots die?

They rust in peace.

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👤︎ u/42undead2

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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What is a robots favorite kind of music?

Heavy Metal

Courtesy of my daughters robot dinosaur toy.

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👤︎ u/StrongjawBrewmaster

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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How do robots eat guacamole?

With microchips!

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👤︎ u/XDG-Diggz74

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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What does a robot do during a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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👤︎ u/B7dust11

📅︎ May 20 2020

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What does a robot do on a one night stand...

He Nuts & Bolts

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👤︎ u/LemonTexas

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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