What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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What do you call a robotic boy that delivers messages?
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What sound does a robotic frog make?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
My good mate asked me if robotic vacuum cleaners are any good, as she wants to buy one.
I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do you call a robotic toe sitting in the snow?
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︎ Jul 10 2019
My son was blind since birth so I opted to get him robotic eye replacements.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I put a can of beer on this machine and a robotic voice said, β12 ouncesβ.
I thought, βWow! This speaks volumes.β
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︎ Sep 19 2018
What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?
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︎ Nov 27 2018
My friend asked me for help fixing his robotic lizard.
I told him Viagra was a good way to fix e-reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
People think Al Gore is robotic
But I think thatβs just because of his Al Gore rhythm
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Have you heard of the new robotic Jackhammers?
Its some ground-breaking stuff
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︎ Sep 05 2017
I told me dad about an article about tiny robotic bees...
He said that if they took over a building, they'd have to send the SWAT team. It might be a sting operation
The link
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︎ Sep 28 2014
Whatβs a robot say when it has to use the restroom?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Did you guys hear about the robot who got arrested?
He was charged with battery
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︎ Feb 25 2021
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What does a robot do after sex?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
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︎ Feb 26 2021
R.N.L.I, robot.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
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︎ Feb 11 2021
How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I made a robot that does my job for me
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
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Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
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︎ May 14 2020
These two robots rock
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︎ Oct 24 2020
IT puns :-)
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Where do all the geeky robots like to hang out?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
How do robots eat guacamole?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why do robots like pancakes?
Because they are batter-y.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
βDonβt worry, he just got disco-nnected.β
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Why couldnβt the robot get away?
Because he got CAPTCHAβd.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
How do you program genderless robots?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What do you call a Turkish robot?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
How do you know when youβre in love with a robot?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A man walks up to a crazy robot and says
"You're nuts!" and bolts.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
A dad brought back lie detector robot..
Dad: son if you lie the robot slaps you.
Son: ok
Dad: did you drink at the party?
Son : no dad i...
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: did you do drugs?
Son: no i swear..
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: sigh , why did you turn out like this? Back in the days all i did was studying and...
Robot slaps dad on the face
Mom: haha like father like son
Robot slaps mom on the face
Edit: sorry this is daddies i can go
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Why didn't the robot have any brothers?
Because it only had trans-sisters.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What would you call someone who programs female robots ?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Iβm starting to make a robot that has a really high words per minute.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
A man buys a lie detector robot
That slaps people who lie, and be decides to try it out on his son during dinner.
βWhere were you during school hours?β He asks.
βAt school!β His son replies.
The robot slaps the boy.
βOk I was at my friends house....β His son says.
βWhat were you doing there?
βReading comics!β
The robot slaps the son again.
βOk ok!! We were watching an erotic movie...β
βWhat?? I didnβt even know erotic movies existed when I was your age!β The dad exclaims.
The robot quickly slaps him.
His wife laughs and says, βWow, he really IS your son-β
The robot slaps the wife.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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What do you call a deaf man with a robotic arm
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How do robots eat guacamole?
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What does a robot do during a one night stand?
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What does a robot do on a one night stand...
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