A sighborg.
E-male.
>!Ribbot Ribbot!<
I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
A Brrr-E-Toe!
Now he's computer-eyes'd
I thought, “Wow! This speaks volumes.”
Rott-wireless
I told him Viagra was a good way to fix e-reptile dysfunction.
But I think that’s just because of his Al Gore rhythm
Its some ground-breaking stuff
He said that if they took over a building, they'd have to send the SWAT team. It might be a sting operation
Peepoop
He was charged with battery
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It's a Procrastinator.
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
A fax machine
I doesn’t work
He nuts and bolts.
No one likes clever clogs!
It woks like a man.
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
Decepti Con
Because they are batter-y.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
I wanna crush 40 robots.
Because he got CAPTCHA’d.
with nonbinary code
Press the paws button.
An Auto Man
Vans
You feel a little spark.
"You're nuts!" and bolts.
Dad: son if you lie the robot slaps you.
Son: ok
Dad: did you drink at the party?
Son : no dad i...
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: did you do drugs?
Son: no i swear..
Robot slaps son on the face
Dad: sigh , why did you turn out like this? Back in the days all i did was studying and...
Robot slaps dad on the face
Mom: haha like father like son
Robot slaps mom on the face
Edit: sorry this is daddies i can go
Because it only had trans-sisters.
To get rebooted
Cod-her
He’s a pro-to-type.
That slaps people who lie, and be decides to try it out on his son during dinner.
“Where were you during school hours?” He asks.
“At school!” His son replies.
The robot slaps the boy.
“Ok I was at my friends house....” His son says.
“What were you doing there?
“Reading comics!”
The robot slaps the son again.
“Ok ok!! We were watching an erotic movie...”
“What?? I didn’t even know erotic movies existed when I was your age!” The dad exclaims.
The robot quickly slaps him.
His wife laughs and says, “Wow, he really IS your son-“
The robot slaps the wife.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
A sighborg.
Signborg
He nuts and bolts
He Nuts & Bolts
