I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.

Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What was everyone saying about the photographer who got the prosthetic foot?

They got some new faux-toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzzicles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.

He fits the bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sbatio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My kid is an amputee. For xmas I got her a new prosthetic leg

It's just a stocking filler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:

...could be pro-limb-attic!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I bought my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas this year.

It was just a stocking filler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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"Dad can you take your prosthetic off the table?"

"No, I'm trying to get a leg up."

(my actual amputee father)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyHere4Info
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?

He's finding it hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I feel sad for those who have a prosthetic arm.

Because they lack a humerus bone in their body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcshark813
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Where does captain hook get good deals on used prosthetics?

At the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear about the one legged man that lost his prosthetic?

He was hopping mad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.

I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I went to a specialised vendor today to buy a prosthetic limb.

But when I got there ownership had changed hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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If prosthetic enhancements become mainstream

I'm going to have an abacus installed on the top of my head so I can be a guy people can really count on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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There’s a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street.

He’s an arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Some pirate's prosthetic breast would be nice...

...Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roystefano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Our amputee friend was pissed when we hid his prosthetic arm...

He didn't find it humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siKing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Earlier today, a man was seen robbing a prosthetic limb factory.

Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electricman82006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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For sale. Ladies prosthetic leg.

Perfect stocking filler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crooky50-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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A prosthetics company was going out of business.

It was on its last legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What are prosthetic arms?

They’re pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oNe_SpICeY_bOi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why are prosthetic limbs so expensive?

They'll cost you an arm and a leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kris754a
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call a cat with a prosthetic?

A faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudioSmoke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Where does a pirate buy prosthetic testes?

Me-Narrrds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgottencheese1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,

But I’ll learn to deal with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladhandz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My prosthetic limbs business has taken off and we made our first shipment abroad.

I am now an international arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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My friend can’t eat dairy without his prosthetic feet.

He’s lack-toes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyFB
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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A delivery boy was carrying a heavy load to the prosthetics factory..

.. an employee offered to lend him a hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddupmanitsjohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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A man said he was making prosthetic eyes. A blind man says it’s impossible

The man just says, you’ll see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noah-Heartfield
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Companies that make prosthetics for soldiers are military-grade arms dealers
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I went to a prosthetic doctor to get fitted for a left arm and leg.

When I went to pick them up, the doctor gave me a right arm and right leg instead.

Me: Hey doc! You gave me the wrong limbs!

Doctor: Nah, you're all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Buying a brand new prosthetic arm is technically buying second hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaayyyzzz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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I can't ever trust someone with a prosthetic leg.

They're a bunch of faux-knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I went to a friend’s house and noticed her cat had a prosthetic leg

I wanted to ask about it but figured it was a faux paw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiftwarning
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Where can a monkey get a prosthetic tail?

From the pretense aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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I recently went to a fundraiser to buy prosthetics for people with amputated fingers.

It was the third annual Thumb Drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bart-O-Kavanaugh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I asked my girlfriend for a prosthetic leg for Christmas this year

Not as a main gift though, just as a stocking filler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cn19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Never wear feline prosthetic limbs that have been given a high military ranking...

It's a major faux paw.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...

Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"

Kids: "Yeah"

Me: "Well that's pretty handy."

Kids: *groan*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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A man who stole another man's prosthetic legs after a job interview was forced to return them.

Kneedless to say, he didn't get the job after that mis-step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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If you tell a story about buying a used prosthetic hand...

It's a first-hand account of your secondhand third hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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A man walks into a prosthetic store and attempts to rob it.

Lucky for him, everyone inside was unarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?

He’s finding it hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcswiss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I got my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...

It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharKThEGoD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Captain Hook bought his prosthetic limb at a second hand store.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yup4545
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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A man bought his wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...

Wife: Where’s my other present? This is just a stocking stuffer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braywyatteow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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I went to my friend’s house and noticed her cat had a prosthetic leg

I wanted to ask about it but figured it was a faux paw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiftwarning
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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