I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
What was everyone saying about the photographer who got the prosthetic foot?
They got some new faux-toes
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
My kid is an amputee. For xmas I got her a new prosthetic leg
It's just a stocking filler
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
I bought my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas this year.
It was just a stocking filler
"Dad can you take your prosthetic off the table?"
"No, I'm trying to get a leg up."
(my actual amputee father)
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He's finding it hard to deal with.
I feel sad for those who have a prosthetic arm.
Because they lack a humerus bone in their body.
Where does captain hook get good deals on used prosthetics?
Did you hear about the one legged man that lost his prosthetic?
I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
I went to a specialised vendor today to buy a prosthetic limb.
But when I got there ownership had changed hands.
If prosthetic enhancements become mainstream
I'm going to have an abacus installed on the top of my head so I can be a guy people can really count on!
There’s a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street.
Some pirate's prosthetic breast would be nice...
Our amputee friend was pissed when we hid his prosthetic arm...
He didn't find it humerus
Earlier today, a man was seen robbing a prosthetic limb factory.
Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.
For sale. Ladies prosthetic leg.
A prosthetics company was going out of business.
What are prosthetic arms?
Why are prosthetic limbs so expensive?
They'll cost you an arm and a leg.
What do you call a cat with a prosthetic?
Where does a pirate buy prosthetic testes?
Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
My prosthetic limbs business has taken off and we made our first shipment abroad.
I am now an international arms dealer.
My friend can’t eat dairy without his prosthetic feet.
He’s lack-toes intolerant
A delivery boy was carrying a heavy load to the prosthetics factory..
.. an employee offered to lend him a hand
A man said he was making prosthetic eyes. A blind man says it’s impossible
The man just says, you’ll see.
Companies that make prosthetics for soldiers are military-grade arms dealers
I went to a prosthetic doctor to get fitted for a left arm and leg.
When I went to pick them up, the doctor gave me a right arm and right leg instead.
Me: Hey doc! You gave me the wrong limbs!
Doctor: Nah, you're all right.
Buying a brand new prosthetic arm is technically buying second hand
I can't ever trust someone with a prosthetic leg.
They're a bunch of faux-knees.
I went to a friend’s house and noticed her cat had a prosthetic leg
I wanted to ask about it but figured it was a faux paw.
Where can a monkey get a prosthetic tail?
I recently went to a fundraiser to buy prosthetics for people with amputated fingers.
It was the third annual Thumb Drive.
I asked my girlfriend for a prosthetic leg for Christmas this year
Not as a main gift though, just as a stocking filler.
Never wear feline prosthetic limbs that have been given a high military ranking...
My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...
Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"
Kids: "Yeah"
Me: "Well that's pretty handy."
Kids: *groan*
A man who stole another man's prosthetic legs after a job interview was forced to return them.
Kneedless to say, he didn't get the job after that mis-step.
If you tell a story about buying a used prosthetic hand...
It's a first-hand account of your secondhand third hand.
A man walks into a prosthetic store and attempts to rob it.
Lucky for him, everyone inside was unarmed.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
I got my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler
Captain Hook bought his prosthetic limb at a second hand store.
A man bought his wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...
Wife: Where’s my other present? This is just a stocking stuffer.
I went to my friend’s house and noticed her cat had a prosthetic leg
I wanted to ask about it but figured it was a faux paw.
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