So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Which PokΓ©mon is a door-to-door denture salesman?

Pikachu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What did Grandma say when her dentures fell out after watching watching a bad movie?

Hey Grandpa! I need motif!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_space
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My coworker spent his life savings inventing a Tootherang, it's a boomerang combined with dentures.

I hope it doesn't come back to bite him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I finally purchased a new tube of Fixodent Denture Adhesive Cream for my wife and me!

It was good to strengthen our bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What is another word for dentures?

Substitooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do stars and dentures have in common?

They both come out at night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurmRay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call dentures who are easily offended?

Sensitive teeth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleece
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Why did the man who had experimental plastic dentures fitted see the world differently?

Because he had new Perspex teeth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Moochio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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What do New Englanders call a crate full of dentures?

A mass of chew sets (think Massachusetts).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phallivore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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Why did the old man called the police??

He was in a lot of dentures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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This Joke Lacks Bite

There are rumors of yet another Bill and Ted Sequel following the one in production. Reportedly, it will feature an older, toothless Keanu Reeves who is fighting with his insurance company.

Yeah, the working title: Billin' Ted for Bogus Dentures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P33J
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomisNairda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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ApΓ©ritif

French for a set of dentures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puhlz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2014
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Which PokΓ©mon is a door-to-door denture salesperson?

Pikachu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Just in time for the holidays...this joke

I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeSwanky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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