A bridge between the gym and body boards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Jay2735
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What language do bridges speak?

Spanish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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If I make a bridge shorter

Is it now abridged?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoodooSquad
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I was really enjoying this documentary about bridge building, until...

Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ogilvy120
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Why didn’t the bridge go to school?

Because it was suspended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WindsOfNight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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I don’t like driving on highways or bridges,

It really takes a toll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Bridge ahead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d13n3m4n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge

It takes a lot of truss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorTom314
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadbis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I banged my head on a low bridge.

Would have been ok if viaduct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iHyperVenom_YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?...

...They ride the Troll-ey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?

Some kid threw it up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyroneshoelacess
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?

A civil engineer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Mote
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Broken bridges really annoy me.

I just can’t get over them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Bridge on the River KAWAII
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trchappybob
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?

Tappan Zee Deutsche?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Draw Bridge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanTheMan0250
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?

Because there was no Tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ang123-stories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I read a new book on bridge design

It was written by Archie Tek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What do you call a small bridge?

Short tension span

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Zedd_Campeador
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I never go on truss bridges.

They are not trusstable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mobius_squared
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I really hate broken bridges

I just can't get over them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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As we were driving, a friend of mine pointed to a bridge with a train on it and stated that the bridge didn't look very strong.

I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Bridge rectifier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozendk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Did you hear about the bridge that washed away in Nebraska recently?

I hear it’s all water under the bridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CritLuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Truck hauling pigment collides with tour bus on bridge and both fall into river

Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.

The jump of a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Back when I was in France, I witnessed a man jump off of a bridge.

He was totally in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Soft_Spoken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying "12 feet"

"Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tspark868
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Playing bridge is like having sex

If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?

People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flammable71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Have you heard the don't need the golden gate bridge any longer?

Because it's already long enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoman2550
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Portal: Bridge Constructor suddenly added trading cards. I guess you could say it was...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorningBreathTF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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I've been dating this bridge for around a year now,

I really don't love her anymore, but I cantilever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccc109
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Need a funny pun for a bridge name

I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2016
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"Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a bridge!" "What's come over you, man?"

"So far two cars, a truck, and a bus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustJosh724
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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He tried to β€œbridge” the gap... r/IdiotsInCars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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When I visited Paris, I jumped off a bridge.

They told me I was in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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Did you see the one about a reddit troll under a bridge?

β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’A Bridgeβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’

The One About A Reddit Troll

You have now :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you get when a ship runs into a bridge?

Paradox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cymyk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Why did the man have to sleep under a bridge in Romania?

He forgot to Book-A-Rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edc0013
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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A priest and a rabbi were walking on a bridge...

The priest had long hair and the rabbi didn't care !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420buttercup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Why did the two bridge builders stay together?

He cantilever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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Just watched a documentary on how they made old iron bridges.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gazcobain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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I went to a bridge building seminar

It was absolutely riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt-Redbeard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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It costs around $7 to cross the Golden Gate Bridge, regardless of whether you're a commuter or a tourist.

It takes a toll on everybody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/original_evanator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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I made a bridge out of Kleenex.

I have truss tissues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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This is a bridge....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicWIN76000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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What do you call someone who jumps off a bridge in Paris?

Inseine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firesofpompeii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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I just had a riveting discussion about bridge construction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duganalexzander
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.

I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sudtle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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My friend built a bridge out of tissues

A friend of mine built a bridge out of tissues and asked me if I'd be willing to test it out. After looking at it, I told him that I might if he let me add some extra supports. I hope he didn't take it personally, it's just that for the longest time I've had these truss tissues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjuhz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Did you hear about the stick up on the bridge?

I threw it there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmcbacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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If someone sneaks across a steal framed bridge...

...are they a truss-passer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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My dad, My uncle and I were walking on a boat bridge.

There was a half-sunk boat in one of the spaces, but you could still read the name of the boat. The boat was called Goulding, probably named after Ellie Goulding or something. My dad saw an opportunity and said "that boat is not Goulding, it's Zinking"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlienFrogThing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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I got my fiancee the other day when we were driving by the peace bridge.

The bridge was lit with green and red lights for Christmas. She said "they should've made it blue and white for Hanukkah", so I responded "well Hanukkah always gets passed over".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hersheysquirts101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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You really ought to build bridges with your friends.

Or else there won't be any truss between you two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akol404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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We were driving over a bridge...

And the sign said "draw bridge ahead." He said, "I can't draw a bridge... I'm driving!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MumfordAndStuns
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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My friend dropped this one as we were driving over a bridge on a road trip across the state

"hey guys did you know that bridges generate static electricity? When we get over the center of the bridge touch the window"

We all touch the windows even though we have no idea where he is going.

"do you feel it? Do you feel the pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cortexgunner92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?

Because he was a little more on.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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Atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge, my dad pulled this one off

Dad: So how many climbs do you do in a day?

Tour guy: Today I have three. We've never had a full 24hrs, come close to it though. One day I started at 3am, and finished the next morning at 1am, we then had another tour at 3am.

Dad: I guess you could say that you almost bridged the gap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueerlyPerfect
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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A big moron and a little moron are on a bridge. One falls off. Who is it?

The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bncodd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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Driving to work (we carpool sometimes) on the interstate, I point at the old US hwy bridge...

"Yeah, we took that one home the other day..."

My dad: "NO YOU DIDN'T! There's no way it would fit in your car!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frodohaskids
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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Crossed a bridge over Goose Creek on a road trip

I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"

After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJReddyRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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When we were driving over a bridge when I was a kid....

There would be a sign before the bridge that said "Watch for ice on bridge. If my dad happened to have a drink, he would roll the window down, take ice out of his cup, then throw it on the bridge, then exclaim, "Where's my watch?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickjacksonD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Tapan Zee Bridge

Once as we were driving over it, I asked why it was called the Tapan Zee bridge.

"Well there was a German engineer working on the bridge and the other workers asked how they would know if the bridge was sturdy enough. The German responded 'you just have to find one of the supports and tapan zee if it is sturdy'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdk413
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2013
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Draw Bridges

Long before I was born my mom and dad were driving his younger brother to school in Sault Ste. Marie and they drove past a sign saying "Draw Bridge Ahead" so my dad is frantically searcing the front of the car while driving, my mom asks "What in the hell are you looking for?" He stated that he needed a pen because her had to draw the bridge ahead of them.

100% true, he sure is a jokester.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbotottle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?

He was a little "more on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatonat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What language do bridges speak?

Spanish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/submuloc_j
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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