That took a toll!
We’ll cross that bridge when we get there
Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.
It was very civil engineering…
It really takes a toll.
It takes a lot of truss
Would have been ok if viaduct.
...They ride the Troll-ey.
Because the little moron was a little more on.
A civil engineer
Some kid threw it up there.
I just can’t get over them.
Tappan Zee Deutsche?
Because there was no Tres-passing
It was written by Archie Tek
Short tension span
They are not trusstable.
I just can't get over them
I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.
I hear it’s all water under the bridge now.
The jump of a lifetime.
Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed
He was totally in Seine.
"Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back."
If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand
Because it's already long enough
People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help
I really don't love her anymore, but I cantilever.
I trussed you.
"So far two cars, a truck, and a bus."
They told me I was in Seine.
The One About A Reddit Troll
You have now :)
He forgot to Book-A-Rest
The priest had long hair and the rabbi didn't care !
It was riveting.
It takes a toll on everybody.
It was absolutely riveting
I have truss tissues.
I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?
A friend of mine built a bridge out of tissues and asked me if I'd be willing to test it out. After looking at it, I told him that I might if he let me add some extra supports. I hope he didn't take it personally, it's just that for the longest time I've had these truss tissues.
I threw it there.
...are they a truss-passer?
There was a half-sunk boat in one of the spaces, but you could still read the name of the boat. The boat was called Goulding, probably named after Ellie Goulding or something. My dad saw an opportunity and said "that boat is not Goulding, it's Zinking"
Or else there won't be any truss between you two.
The bridge was lit with green and red lights for Christmas. She said "they should've made it blue and white for Hanukkah", so I responded "well Hanukkah always gets passed over".
And the sign said "draw bridge ahead." He said, "I can't draw a bridge... I'm driving!"
"hey guys did you know that bridges generate static electricity? When we get over the center of the bridge touch the window"
We all touch the windows even though we have no idea where he is going.
"do you feel it? Do you feel the pane?"
Because he was a little more on.
Dad: So how many climbs do you do in a day?
Tour guy: Today I have three. We've never had a full 24hrs, come close to it though. One day I started at 3am, and finished the next morning at 1am, we then had another tour at 3am.
Dad: I guess you could say that you almost bridged the gap.
The Big moron falls because the little moron was a little more on
"Yeah, we took that one home the other day..."
My dad: "NO YOU DIDN'T! There's no way it would fit in your car!"
I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"
After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."
There would be a sign before the bridge that said "Watch for ice on bridge. If my dad happened to have a drink, he would roll the window down, take ice out of his cup, then throw it on the bridge, then exclaim, "Where's my watch?!"
Once as we were driving over it, I asked why it was called the Tapan Zee bridge.
"Well there was a German engineer working on the bridge and the other workers asked how they would know if the bridge was sturdy enough. The German responded 'you just have to find one of the supports and tapan zee if it is sturdy'"
Long before I was born my mom and dad were driving his younger brother to school in Sault Ste. Marie and they drove past a sign saying "Draw Bridge Ahead" so my dad is frantically searcing the front of the car while driving, my mom asks "What in the hell are you looking for?" He stated that he needed a pen because her had to draw the bridge ahead of them.
100% true, he sure is a jokester.