Pete and Repeat were walking on a bridge. Pete jumped off. Who is left?
Why was the teenage fidgeting with the bridge on the beach
What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
I absolutely hate broken bridges
I just can't get over them
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia?
The ones that were down under.
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Broken bridges annoy me
I just can’t get over them
Two morons were walking along a narrow bridge
It’s very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)
A wild bridge has ambushed you
Why are bridges so expensive?
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"I'm about 80% sure."
A bridge between the gym and body boards
I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day...
I was really enjoying this documentary about bridge building, until...
Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.
What language do bridges speak?
If I make a bridge shorter
If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you?
We’ll cross that bridge when we get there
I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…
It was very civil engineering…
The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?
I banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been ok if viaduct.
How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?...
...They ride the Troll-ey.
Bridge on the River KAWAII
Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying "12 feet"
"Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back."
Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?
Some kid threw it up there.
There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?
Because there was no Tres-passing
I never go on truss bridges.
Need a funny pun for a bridge name
I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help
I read a new book on bridge design
It was written by Archie Tek
How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?
The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.
As we were driving, a friend of mine pointed to a bridge with a train on it and stated that the bridge didn't look very strong.
I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.
What language do bridges speak?
Broken bridges really annoy me.
I just can’t get over them.
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."