Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “dam” 😂🤣😂🤣
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
because it didnt hold water
Because he’s Adam Driver
Mothers Against Dyslexia
Dawn is tough on Greece.
A squ-otter.
It's a dam dirty shame.
“DAAAMMMM SON!”
I'm a chaperone for my wife's (5th grade teacher) trip to a local dam...
W: I can't get a hold of the people at the dam to remind them we're coming today.
Me: They're probably backed up.
An eternal dam nation.
To which I replied: "Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it."
Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.
"This is a fluid situation, obviously..."
context: http://www.kcra.com/article/evacuation-orders-issued-for-low-levels-of-oroville/8735215
Because when the forest rangers discover them, they go, "darn beavers!"
I asked her what time it is and she said "We are in the pacific time zone now so..." And I said "well that's very S'Pacific'! And a moan ensued and then she said "let's just pretend you didn't just say that". I would call that a success!
Lake I give a Dam.
