but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says βdamβ ππ€£ππ€£
because it didnt hold water
Dumb bass
Because heβs Adam Driver
Mothers Against Dyslexia
Dawn is tough on Greece.
A squ-otter.
It's a dam dirty shame.
βDAAAMMMM SON!β
"Go dam it."
I'm a chaperone for my wife's (5th grade teacher) trip to a local dam...
W: I can't get a hold of the people at the dam to remind them we're coming today.
Me: They're probably backed up.
An eternal dam nation.
"This is a fluid situation, obviously..."
context: http://www.kcra.com/article/evacuation-orders-issued-for-low-levels-of-oroville/8735215
To which I replied: "Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it."
Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.
Because when the forest rangers discover them, they go, "darn beavers!"
I asked her what time it is and she said "We are in the pacific time zone now so..." And I said "well that's very S'Pacific'! And a moan ensued and then she said "let's just pretend you didn't just say that". I would call that a success!
Lake I give a Dam.
