A list of puns related to "Hoover Dam"
Because he’s Adam Driver
It's a dam dirty shame.
I asked her what time it is and she said "We are in the pacific time zone now so..." And I said "well that's very S'Pacific'! And a moan ensued and then she said "let's just pretend you didn't just say that". I would call that a success!
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, “Is that the Hoover Dam?”
Me: “No, it’s the Three Gorges Dam in China.”
Her: “Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.”
Me: “Honey, don’t be a dam racist!”
Dad: I've been to the Hoover Dam, but it was so long ago they called it the "Hoover Darn"! HA!
Me: groan
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