There was a businessman who owned a hydroelectric power plant, and was slowly going bankrupt.

When he asked for money from his friends and family, they refused,

as it wasn't their dam business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23Silicon
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The preachers are up in arms about Trump's plan to add more hydroelectric power plants.

They are worried about the damnation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I created a hydroelectric powered female robot

I call it Watt Her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashBandioof420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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How do hydroelectric engineers work from home?

They get on the Dam VPN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Mr. Bigger held his newborn son.

Who was taller?

The baby was a little Bigger.

Mr. Bigger went to the hydroelectric plant.

Now he's Bigger by a dam site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.

They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.

My wife walks in and asks, β€œIs that the Hoover Dam?”

Me: β€œNo, it’s the Three Gorges Dam in China.”

Her: β€œOh, I guess all dams just look alike.”

Me: β€œHoney, don’t be a dam racist!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Dad-joked my U.S. History Class.

Today in History Class, we were learning about FDR's New Deal, and my teacher brought up the Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA), which was part of FDR's many public works programs, this one being responsible for damming the Tennessee River for hydroelectric power, and the controversies surrounding it.

In response, I rose my hand and said, "Wow, the TVA must have caused alot of dam controversy."

Laughs were had by all, including the teacher.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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