It was a Fjordian slip.
I said “it’s all downhill from here!”
“There was a schism in the chasm.”
It was anticlimactic.
It was a resounding success.
It was deep.
Shit was intense.
But not twice.
My teacher only wanted the cliff notes though.
I hear it's absolutely gorges!
It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary
The distance it fell was record breaking
We were taking pictures of the amazing views from the south rim of the canyon and my family wanted a picture with everyone in it. We all line up and my dad taps an older gentleman on the shoulder to take our picture:
My dad: "Hey, can you take our picture?"
Random dad: With a disgusted face he says, "No, I don't want a picture of you people." And walks off.
He took about 5 steps before turning around, laughing to himself, and snapped a great pic of my family. My dad later remarked, "that was a good one."
Czar Chasm.
I only parley see it
It's the perfect jumping off point.
Echolocation!
When I asked him why he shouted that, he said he wanted to share 'echo-nomical.'
My dad had never seen the Grand Canyon before. As soon as he saw it, the first thing he said was "Wow, I wonder how long it took them natives to build this!"
http://i.imgur.com/iJlDlTP.jpg
Cliff notes.
Czar Chasm.
