What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, βThatβs a butte!β
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Butte Crack
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︎ Mar 06 2019
[request] Please help me think of Butt puns.
Something on the lines of I've got more booty than a pirate .
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︎ Feb 12 2015
I was cooking a Boston Butt and kept making jokes about putting rub on my butt, and patting my butt dry.
My wife said, βIβve about had enough of the butt puns.β I replied, βWould you say Iβm being a pun in the butt?β
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︎ May 07 2018
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
Together we can stop this crap!
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︎ May 10 2021
does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts
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︎ May 02 2021
My 8 year old ddaughter just asked she could borrow my butt.
My daughter just asked she could borrow my butt. Apparently hers has a crack in it.
She came out with that one tonight
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Whatβs a more concrete term for butt crack?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I feel like I always have to scratch my butt
Itβs a perineal problem.
(Credit to wife for spontaneous punning)
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Whatβs the difference between βbutβ and βbuttβ
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︎ Apr 16 2021
My friends learned about my butt fetish...
Now Iβm in therapy for crack addiction.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Just stopped at the liquor store in Corydon, IN called βButt Drugsβ
I told the clerk Iβd like to try some of their finest beers and that Iβd put enema order soon
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Butt On.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
It was a real pane in the ass.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Iβm thinking about becoming a proctologist who offers advice regarding peopleβs butts.
Anything I can rectum mend?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
This had me dying
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Why do milking parlors smell like butt?
Itβs all the dairy air.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why do we have 2 butt cheeks?
Because they make a great asset.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals
It makes them soggy and hard to light
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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︎ Dec 04 2020
They tried to give my cat an award for his butt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My butt is tired, today...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
[OC] What do you call a job that your butt does?
A duty. (My 6-yr-old made up this joke today)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.
I swear itβs the only booty call Iβve ever made.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
βSorry, Iβm a little behind.β
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︎ Oct 30 2020
So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...
It must have been a megasaurus.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnsonβs butt
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt
But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call somebody with two butts?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
If you cut your right butt cheek...
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Hey Reddit, Guess What?
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call a bees butt?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.
Butt hay, it's in my jeans.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin
Thank you! Iβll be here all night
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What did one butt cheek say to the other one?
"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What has 2 butts and kills people ?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
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