What is the difference between Butt and Butte?

One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, β€œThat’s a butte!”
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Butte Crack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriskBlomster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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[request] Please help me think of Butt puns.

Something on the lines of I've got more booty than a pirate .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bunnyswan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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I was cooking a Boston Butt and kept making jokes about putting rub on my butt, and patting my butt dry.

My wife said, β€œI’ve about had enough of the butt puns.” I replied, β€œWould you say I’m being a pun in the butt?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catfish_bosoms
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khatsos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?

Together we can stop this crap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detrickster
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts

For they cannot lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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My 8 year old ddaughter just asked she could borrow my butt.

My daughter just asked she could borrow my butt. Apparently hers has a crack in it.

She came out with that one tonight

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What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?

Asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I feel like I always have to scratch my butt

It’s a perineal problem.

(Credit to wife for spontaneous punning)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siccar_Point
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What’s the difference between β€œbut” and β€œbutt”

One has two t’s...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alderaan_Survivor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My friends learned about my butt fetish...

Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cromantica
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Just stopped at the liquor store in Corydon, IN called β€˜Butt Drugs’

I told the clerk I’d like to try some of their finest beers and that I’d put enema order soon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?

A crack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhansieu1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Butt On.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rodger_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Gay jokes aren't even funny, like

Cum on guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.

It was a real pane in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I’m thinking about becoming a proctologist who offers advice regarding people’s butts.

Anything I can rectum mend?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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This had me dying
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why do milking parlors smell like butt?

It’s all the dairy air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catinore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?

Multi-ply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why do we have 2 butt cheeks?

Because they make a great asset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals

It makes them soggy and hard to light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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They tried to give my cat an award for his butt

It was a catasstrophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crankit211
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My butt is tired, today...

Dead ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Felony-In-Humor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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[OC] What do you call a job that your butt does?

A duty. (My 6-yr-old made up this joke today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jardiohead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.

I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?

Doctor's reported his condition as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...

It must have been a megasaurus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt

Do you hit Rock Bottom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle9490
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt

But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_Mustache
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call somebody with two butts?

Biased

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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If you cut your right butt cheek...

Are you left behind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hosuabii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Hey Reddit, Guess What?

Chicken Butt...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What do you call a bees butt?

A beehind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirBruice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.

Butt hay, it's in my jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What has 2 butts and kills people?

An assassin

Thank you! I’ll be here all night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicallyKayla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What did one butt cheek say to the other one?

"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29thattempt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What has 2 butts and kills people ?

An assassin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What has two butts and kills people?

An Assassin

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What has two butts and kills people?

An ASSASSIN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjambo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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