I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I just didn't wanna sue Flay.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PotBuzz
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For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...

I really made a mesa things though.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Jarception
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazinfastjohny
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Dad joked my dad.

We went to look at Christmas lights at the Mormon temple, Dad was pulling out of the parking lot.

"Hey theintention, is the coast clear?"

"I don't know dad, we live in Arizona. I can't see the coast from here."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theintention
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A plateau is the sincerest form of flattery.

Erg! Highest!

I ruined the pun!

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