I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I just didn't wanna sue Flay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...

I really made a mesa things though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Jarception
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Dad joked my dad.

We went to look at Christmas lights at the Mormon temple, Dad was pulling out of the parking lot.

"Hey theintention, is the coast clear?"

"I don't know dad, we live in Arizona. I can't see the coast from here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theintention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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A plateau is the sincerest form of flattery.

Erg! Highest!

I ruined the pun!

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