Quantum Physics gives me a hadron.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/A_Lithe_Guy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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People who think the Large Hadron Collider will destroy the earth...

...are very con-CERNed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spar_wors
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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A Vietnamese restaurant just opened near the Large Hadron Collider.

Pho-Ton; they are known for their light broth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chexmp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why did they build the Hadron Collider in Switzerland?

They needed to keep the atoms neutral

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Youngblood519
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Why was the Hadron envious of the Neutrino?

Because the Neutrino has a higher life expectancy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FrigidSloth
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Do you know why all dyslectic gay guys go to Geneva for vacation?

They all wanna see the Large Hadron Collider

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kransen25
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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You hear about Donald Trump smashing sub atomic particles together with Vladimir Putin?

He's a large hadron colluder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ooooohpippa
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2018
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My favourite science pun ever!

Particle physics gives me a Hadron.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OwenFlynn
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