My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.

Then I saw her face...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why should you never try to bluff a rancher?

He'll always raise the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzmore
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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one time i threatened to jump off a cliff but it was just a bluff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbhelms
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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What's the best poker hand to bluff with?

JK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...

So I called her Bluff...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...

... but it was a bluff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwooopingIsBad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My wife didn't think I would name our baby daughter something ridiculous.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Edgy names

Coworker (reading an article online): "Hm a 'List of Baby Names with an Edge'"

Me: "You mean like Cliff?"

Nobody laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafrizzy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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I received a threat that I would be thrown from a cliff

It was a bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatjewed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! I’m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you don’t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, it’s been around the birthday block a few times, but there’s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If you’re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what you’re thinking, β€œI bet this is a junker”, but you’d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body I’ve ever had my hands on.

What’s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because it’s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds it’s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I’ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. It’s what’s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I don’t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasn’t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, I’ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if you’re traveling with another couple, I’m sure they’ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesn’t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Every time i say i'm hungry.

me: i'm hungry

dad: i'm paul, how do you do?

not our real names i know how reddit works ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwardh21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My wife thought I wouldn’t be stupid enough to give our daughter a silly name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My wife didn’t think I’ll give our daughter a silly name.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Told the kid that I'd throw him off a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables.

It was a bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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My wife didn’t believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.

So I decided to call her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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