Bold Puns

A list of puns related to "Bold"

I'm trying a bold approach to my IT applications
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👤︎ u/MarimBoyWonder
📅︎ Jun 02 2021
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The French are really bold and impudent

It takes a lot of Gaul

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👤︎ u/letsgetrandy
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take

Take

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👤︎ u/midget_messiah
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I'm going to make a bold prediction

Prediction

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👤︎ u/boredcircuits
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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Now that’s a bold statement
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👤︎ u/mark-silver
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...

But having a giant rock is boulder.

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👤︎ u/hailiar
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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You never know what it’s s gonna do. It’s a bold one
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👤︎ u/Crunchboks
📅︎ May 03 2018
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I’m about to make a bold statement

statement

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👤︎ u/Spudzzy03
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Today I made a bold move.

move

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👤︎ u/ieGod
📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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If I may be so bold...

I

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👤︎ u/Dark_Devin
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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“Be bold or italic. Never regular.”
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👤︎ u/akrsam
📅︎ Nov 29 2016
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I saw a bold prediction and thought you guys would enjoy this

Here it is: Prediction

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👤︎ u/Bmandk
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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People who are too BOLD

Just aren't my type.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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Comic sans walks into a bar

The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type”

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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
📅︎ May 05 2021
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Did you hear about the dog that was trained in Lourdes?

He had an incredible ability to heel

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👤︎ u/bearbelly88
📅︎ May 24 2021
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I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

Boss: Hard drive?

Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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👤︎ u/bryanBr
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Even took me a while ngl..
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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"

Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...

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👤︎ u/ovrwrkdundrpaid
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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To Boldly...
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👤︎ u/haemaker
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What is gray and not very heavy?

Light gray.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Yup
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👤︎ u/KJ45Turtles
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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No homophobe.
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👤︎ u/MShafiS
📅︎ May 20 2020
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I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.

Now that is bold.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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There, there
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👤︎ u/glorious_Gongniu
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who used a racing game to get reputayion on Reddit, but it turned bad?

It was karmageddon!

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👤︎ u/Bunytou
📅︎ May 26 2020
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As the judge cleaned out her coffee maker, she boldly declared...

"These are grounds for dismissal."

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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Boldly quoted joke for you all.

>joke

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👤︎ u/Leebo
📅︎ May 11 2017
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Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”

“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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👤︎ u/schoonerw
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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I had a good Covid-19 joke

But you probably won’t get it.

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👤︎ u/stubbly_bubbly
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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I have a friend that's scared of text in capslock, one day a guy sent him a full caps text

I can't belive how bold he was

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👤︎ u/BernardoPiedade
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.

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👤︎ u/Hustler-Two
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...

But it was a bold-faced lie.

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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I tink what you're making is a. . .
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👤︎ u/arctic_fox05
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…

I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.

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👤︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Mom was pregnant and dad asked the time. She asked if she looked like a clock...

"Well, you're big and round and you've got two hands!" said my dad

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👤︎ u/DifferentQuiet
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Why did Italy surrender in WW2?

Because Italics aren't bold

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👤︎ u/midget_messiah
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a lizard with headphones?

Anything, it can’t hear you.

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👤︎ u/pipettethis
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ May 04 2018
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How about this one?

1

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👤︎ u/itsdotcom
📅︎ May 27 2015
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Bold prediction:

#PREDICTION

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👤︎ u/fremenist
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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Bold Prediction

Prediction

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👤︎ u/NotAnNFLGM
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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Bold prediction here

Prediction

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👤︎ u/mattjawad
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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Comic Sans walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here"

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👤︎ u/Toku-Nation
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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