I wasn't sure about this rash on my neck at first...
...but it's starting to grow on me.
What did the rhinoceros do about his rash?
He went to the pachydermatologist.
My son keeps making rash decisions.
As a dermatologist, it's all in a day's work.
My dad just said "Teddy with a rash" to himself and rubbed his hands together as we got in the car..
When I asked what he meant he said "sore-ted" and I just shook my head.
What kind of rash does an apatosaurus get?
A Dino-sore.
The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.
Because it’s ichi
My friend broke out crying when I mentioned her hand rash.
It's a touchy subject.
My 1 week old son has some bad diaper rash.
He’s pretty butthurt about it.
I broke out with a rash due to an adverse reaction to something.
While listing the things I ate and touched that morning to the doctor I mentioned I had a piece of a pineapple upside-down cake; my dad who was in the room with me chuckled and said to the doctor "he always had problems with upside-down cakes, but not right-side up ones. Rest of the day he kept telling people that's the reason I had an allergic reaction.
Did you hear everybody who works down at the hospital got some kind of skin rash?
They think it's a staff infection.
I tried to get rid of this rash on my foot, but I couldn't.
I admit defeet.
Diaper rash is a pain in the ass
So I asked my dad if he had any rash cream..
He hands me this: http://imgur.com/NSdNJTP
What does a pig apply when it has a rash?
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