Fucking expensive, those things.
I better not tell you, it might spread.
Amino Acid
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
The itchy bitchy spider
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
I found my sole fishing in the mountains I just want you to have it.
OOC. He brought the shoe sole 1500 miles just to tell me this dad joke
"You discussed me!"
It's E Vil
And I thought to myself “that was a little condescending”
Consequently, the nun wearing it filed assault charges against me.
They're so polarized.
I tried my gas-powered trimmer, which is normally up to the task, but I couldn't cut through them.
I tried using my mower to tear them up, but it couldn't make a dent.
I got out the manual tree branch trimmer to try to take out some of the bigger stalks, but I just couldn't cut through.
Finally, I got out my chainsaw, and even then, the thicket just clogged it up & wouldn't go down.
I give up.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
"It's good that you have all wheel drive. And you've got snow tires."
"Actually, they're made of rubber."
100%, actually happened, last Sunday night.
"...that's why they call them fowl."
My speech teacher just laid this one on us.
