Why did the actor always have messy hair?

He couldn’t get a good part.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TallRabbit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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No matter how much messy you are

He'll always be Messiah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainforceK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why was the poker player's closet messy?

Because he never wanted to fold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnCaptainBlue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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My attempt at juggling 3 cans of beans resulted in a messy kitchen,

in Heinz sight, it was a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why are basketball players messy eaters?

Because they’re always dribbling.

Terrible joke #2 brought to you by my six year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitchyBeacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Did you hear about the messy life story of a statistician...?

...it had a scattered plot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Doodled these on butcher paper with loads of other people, so sorry it's a bit messy imgur.com/gallery/p2jvff7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WllWtts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Messy divorce

After a messy divorce, a man turns to his lawyer and says "Wow, That was wife changing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayolalightblue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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What do you call an infant with messy hair?

A cowlicky baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieSan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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My daughters face was messy from a candy bar.

I said " you've got choc-lips ".

Didn't get a groan but she did do a deadpan courtesy laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjorn2bMild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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A messy dad joke.

My 10 year old: Dad, your hair is so messy.. You need to hair cut... Me: Yeah, my hair is so messy that it's good at Soccer. My 10 year old: Dad, I hate you!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurnoolion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2016
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I work for a software company with a lot of programmers and the bathroom gets pretty messy...

There's way too much log spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomwithweather
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I found a good bread recipe where I don't have to get my hands messy from mixing it.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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