What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?

Miss Lead!

..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...

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Tricky Dick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naebeckov
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It's tricky to say what my wife does.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

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Tricky
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What do you call a tricky Mongol?

Khanman

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It's Tricky.
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Tricky shelf

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Potato puns are a little tricky...

you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.

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That tricky dad!

Whenever someone would say that I looked like my dad he would always say "thank you but he must get his brains from his mother, because I still have mine."

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Saint Patrick’s Day cancelled due to COVID-19

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

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"What do you want for your birthday?" I asked my son.

He said, "I want a gaming mouse, dad."

"That might be tricky," I told him.

"Why?" he asked.

I said, "Well, I'm not sure rodents like video games."

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When birds fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?

More birds on that side.

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I went up a mountain to speak to a mystic.

I asked him, "Can you tell me what it's all about, existence and all that?" His eyes looked up at me, from underneath his bushy brows. Solemnly he said, "That is is a tricky question, but you should go work in an aquarium. "I was confused. "An aquarium, why is that?" "Because then you will have porpoise in life."

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Forking good dad joke

Our toddler is learning about opposites, but some concepts are proving trickier than others.

My wife: "I just don't understand why he can't tell the difference between a fork and a spoon."

Me: "it's a tricky distinction. Just give him some tine."

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