First I wanna thank you all for your time. I am planning to start selling my artwork online and I want to protect my earnings and this is my plan so far:
- Buy a new phone with a new sim card and a new laptop.
- Use mobile phone data from my new SIM card to buy and install protonVPN on my phone
- Using VPN I will create a hotspot on my phone to which I will connect my laptop and install the same VPN
How safe am I from that point if I connect to the router I do not own? I am aware of phishing methods but I heard a lot of bad things about cookies, keyloggers, dns spoofing, arp flooding, man in the middle etc etc... For example, can a router present itself as an endpoint (VPN server) and thus decrypt my data? Can cookies act as keyloggers? Can I get DNS spoofed while using a VPN?
I have many question but I am most afraid of the questions I dont even know I should ask about.
Is my first mechanical keyboard so all options are welcome
There I(31F) was, sitting in the Arby's drive thru, when all of a sudden I felt like I had to toot. Nothing crazy, just a little tiny toot that would go completely unnoticed seeing how I was alone in a car. Also, it's not like I've been sick so what's the worst that could happen. Well, I found out real quick what the worst could be. I had just got done ordering so I go to roll up my window and as soon as it closes I let out my little toot. In a split second that tiny toot turned into liquid warmth and I'm just like, "oh shit!" I look around in the back seat for anything to help me out while also rolling my two front windows halfway down because holy god, that smell. I finally find an extra Aldi's bag to put under me so I don't end up getting poo on the heated leather seats, and I notice the people in the car in front of me looking back at me like, "what the..." Mind you, it's about 25 degrees Fahrenheit, so I look like a crazy woman rolling up to the window with my winter coat and hat on, and my windows half down. Then, when I get home I have to explain to my 11 year old how I need his help bringing food in because I've shit myself and have to clean up before handling food. He then tells my husband what's going on as I'm booking it up stairs to the bathroom. When I finally came back down, it was 100% the walk of shame. My husband, 11 year old, and 4 year old were waiting for me at the bottom and as soon as I make eye contact with them, my 4 year old just started busting up laughing and saying, "Mommy pooped her pants! Mommy pooped her pants!" And then the rest of us started busting up because who's not going to laugh at that? A 4 year old uncontrollably laughing at his mom because she had an untrusty toot.
TLDR: I trusted an untrusty toot while grabbing food for the family and at the end of my walk of shame everybody laughed lol
My company utilized Backupify for Gmail and Salesforce backups. Long story short, we switch gmail domains, were working with support to get gmail to backup the new domain, and now we are not getting our Gmail or Salesforce domain backed up appropriately. Customer support will no longer respond, emails to backupify main line go unresponded to, and our sales rep will not call us back.
We have pre-paid for the year, and are unable to get in touch with this company. The kicker, we are Greater Boston based, and Backupify is Boston based. Unacceptable support, would not trust them to backup my spam folder.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
And boy are my arms legs.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
